June 17, 2008
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A Blast From the Past
Believe it or not, before I became a bitter, crotchety old coot making up spurious but plausible quotes and attributing them to our governor, I was once a budding young artist:
A friend of mine sketched the shady outline of a police officer applying handcuffs to this unique individual expressing his love for broccoli.
But there are greater calamities than being arrested:
“Oh, woe is me! Another bad hair day!”
“Do not despair, my dear. For me, every day is bad hair day.”
Good thing that strange little man was there to put her at ease! (with the odd comfort in knowing there’s someone worse off than you)
