August 20, 2006
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This is What My Fortune Cookie Said
"You really need a haircut"It shocked me, because I've never heard
a fortune cookie talk before. Besides, it wasn't even a proper
fortune, more like an editorial. And this purportedly "Chinese"
fortune cookie didn't even bother to speak with an Asian accent!
At least it didn't say, "Your 'friends' don't actually like you very
much," or "Sorry, this is going to be a really bad week
for you!" It would have, but I crushed it before it had a chance
to speak again. I'll get a haircut when I want one, thank
you very much!** The above is fiction; any resemblance to a parallel reality is purely coincidental.
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