January 13, 2007
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Mushroom Sandwich
Dear Stupidocles,
I am of course being your greatest nemesis. Call me "Mushroom Sandwich" if you will. That is not my name, but sound like something you might call me, foolish person that you are. Despite supreme the foolishness of you, I seek advice regarding which irate letter should I have send. Ha ha! This surprises you? Ha ha, ha!
But first, let me pointing out you do not know graciously what real cup of tea look like. Perhaps if you show gracious teabag extending from cup or teapot next to supposed picture of tea, I would not be guessing "Adoramus Coffee" on your stupid rebus. But I am not really, caring about it anyway.
Regarding your "poinsettia post" (long time ago), Irate too (2) letters. Which one to send? You tell me:
letter #1? :
Dear Stupidclothes,
I resent implication that I and other readers have "shin" problem. Just because you are clutz and hit shin on piano bench or chair, don't assume everyone else is being the same. In my culture what you call "shin" we call something different, because we use other wordlings in our beautiful language. "Shin" is stupid, inferior word, much like yourself, I say with all due respects.
Sencerely,
Mushroom Sandwich, a.k.a. "Yore Wurst Knightmayor"OR letter #2? :
Dear Stewart P. Doclees,
Keep your disgusting "skin" problem to your self, "Preacher Dan." And why also of the spouting fire and brimstone to passing students in quad, lambasting them for so-called "skins"? Don't you know acne is normal for teens and young adults? If you are be having still skin problem at your age, you are surely worthy of pityness. You need Noxcema™, not Savior... So save your breath! Use mouthwash. I predict, halitosis will not win, many to your cause. And finally, why are wishing me merry Christmas when your self you is not merry'd? You foolish hippocrates! Ha, ha HA ha, ha!
Censorely,
Mushroom Sandwich, a.k.a. "Sir Wurstmeyer of Yore"
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