I don't know who sent this letter to you, but they not me. I know nothing of this Elvis Progeny person, so I know nothing of whether or not Mr./Ms. Progeny needs a "rockin' guitar solo".
Without having heard the song this imposter is talking about, I would have to say that if ANYTHING it could use a nice Pan Flute solo. Now that would make for good listening!
Anyway, just thought I would ring in my opposition to this imposters letter to you.
Long live the Pan Flute, Trip Tuh Phan (the REAL one!)
Dear Mr. Trip Tuh Phan (the REAL one!),
Thanks for your input, but how do you know there is not some other Trip Tuh Phan out there? I would not be so quick as to judge this one as an impostor. He isn't you, but he may have an equal claim to the name.
Regarding the song, I think he is perhaps referring to the hymn from my previous post. I am guessing that he failed to glean the context from the verses and, relying only on the ambiguous title, misconstrued the identity of "The King," who is incidentally Elvis Presley and NOT Elvis Progeny.
However, I won't argue with your endorsement of the pan flute. I agree it would go much better in any song. Instead of that "Guitar Hero" game, they should have "Pan Flute HERO". Long live Gheorghe Zamfir!
THERE IS NO OTHER!!! My father did not name me after anyone else! I am the only one in the galaxy! Searcy birth records prove it!! So THERE, Mr. Smarty Pants! (No offense to the REAL Mr. Pants...he's an awefully nice guy, just one of those know-it-all types...but at least he knows I am the REAL and ONLY Trip Tuh Phan!)
Speaking of knowing it all, Mr. Smarty Pants (Jr.), everyone knows that there has been MANY Kings, none of whom were named 'Elvis Presley'. My great grandfather, in fact, worked as the minister of aeronautical storage maintenance for the King of Bulgaria back in the day. And I know that his name was NOT 'Elvis Presley'.
So, let's review...I AM THE ONLY TRIP TUH PHAN! For all I care, the IMPOSTER can go for a flying skinny dip into the river Styx.
Your friend, Trip Tuh Phan (The REAL one!)
P.S. Since I am more on the conservative side, I will not point out your typing errors. (Like 'hymn'...lol...are YOU smarter than a 5th Grader?? Everyone past the 4th grade in my country knows the correct spelling is 'him'. You so funny...sometimes.)
I just received an e-mail from the other "Trip Tuh Phan". He states:
I am sorry that your friend Trip Tuh Phan holds such animosity toward me, but I must e-mail you to say that I am a member of the proud Boogaboogabooga tribe, what you call pygmy, in remote jungle of Africa. It is our proud custom to name every one of us "Trip Tuh Phan," so not only I, but also my brothers, sisters, father, mother, cousins, nieces, nephews, aunts, uncles, pets and grandparents as well as generations of ancestors all go by this name. My wife Trip Tuh Phan and I hope someday to pass the name on to our children. It can be confusing at times, but this strong tradition ties our tribe together and we will never depart from it. We will not let the hatred and ignorance of others deny us in this matter.
I cannot disclose our exact location nor any other information about our tribe because we keep no written records and must limit our contact with the outside world to two e-mail messages per year. Please send my kind regards and sincere wishes for yourself and Trip Tuh Phan (who calls himself "The REAL one").
Boogaboogabooga...sounds to me like the IMPOSTER is spending too much time picking his nose! As far as I am concerened, they SHOULD be all tied together!
'I cannot discolse our exact location...'...that's because HE DOESN'T EXIST! I have proudly declared my location...Searcy, Arkansas...take THAT Mr. Boogabooga-Man!
He's a 'pygmy', eh??? Well I guess that would mean he is really a GOAT then, huh!?!? Everyone knows that pygmys are goats! Since he is a goat, he cannot type...AH-HA...CAUGHT IN ANOTHER LIE!
Since he is only allowed two email messages per year I guess we can only expect to hear from him once more in the next 8 months...thank goodness...the world does not need any more misinformation.
Your friend, Trip Tuh Phan (The ONLY one)
Trip Tuh Phan (The UGLY... excuse me, The ONLY one),
Just to clarify since your math is a little off, Trip Tuh Phan of the Boogaboogabooga tribe has already posted two e-mails for this year (1+1 = 2).
The first was the e-mail advising me to add a rockin' guitar solo to a boring Elvis progeny song, and the second was the one that he sent to me about himself and his tribe.
So, we are unlikely to hear from either him or his fellow tribe members or pets until next year.
Although I think it is within reason to assert that a goat cannot usually type, you cannot plausibly deny that with a modified keyboard and infinite amount of time, a flock of goats (even, or perhaps, ESPECIALLY pygmies) using such keyboards would inevitably come up with the entire works of Shakespeare, or perhaps even a brief synopsis of Boogaboogabooga tribal history.
Good. The imposter will not be heard for at least a year.
I have nothing against pygmy goats (they are quite tasty over a wood burning fire), but they cannot learn to type.
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Dear Stupidocles,
I don't know who sent this letter to you, but they not me. I know nothing of this Elvis Progeny person, so I know nothing of whether or not Mr./Ms. Progeny needs a "rockin' guitar solo".
Without having heard the song this imposter is talking about, I would have to say that if ANYTHING it could use a nice Pan Flute solo. Now that would make for good listening!
Anyway, just thought I would ring in my opposition to this imposters letter to you.
Long live the Pan Flute,
Trip Tuh Phan (the REAL one!)
Dear Mr. Trip Tuh Phan (the REAL one!),
Thanks for your input, but how do you know there is not some other Trip Tuh Phan out there? I would not be so quick as to judge this one as an impostor. He isn't you, but he may have an equal claim to the name.
Regarding the song, I think he is perhaps referring to the hymn from my previous post. I am guessing that he failed to glean the context from the verses and, relying only on the ambiguous title, misconstrued the identity of "The King," who is incidentally Elvis Presley and NOT Elvis Progeny.
However, I won't argue with your endorsement of the pan flute. I agree it would go much better in any song. Instead of that "Guitar Hero" game, they should have "Pan Flute HERO". Long live Gheorghe Zamfir!
THERE IS NO OTHER!!! My father did not name me after anyone else! I am the only one in the galaxy! Searcy birth records prove it!! So THERE, Mr. Smarty Pants! (No offense to the REAL Mr. Pants...he's an awefully nice guy, just one of those know-it-all types...but at least he knows I am the REAL and ONLY Trip Tuh Phan!)
Speaking of knowing it all, Mr. Smarty Pants (Jr.), everyone knows that there has been MANY Kings, none of whom were named 'Elvis Presley'. My great grandfather, in fact, worked as the minister of aeronautical storage maintenance for the King of Bulgaria back in the day. And I know that his name was NOT 'Elvis Presley'.
So, let's review...I AM THE ONLY TRIP TUH PHAN! For all I care, the IMPOSTER can go for a flying skinny dip into the river Styx.
Your friend,
Trip Tuh Phan (The REAL one!)
P.S. Since I am more on the conservative side, I will not point out your typing errors. (Like 'hymn'...lol...are YOU smarter than a 5th Grader?? Everyone past the 4th grade in my country knows the correct spelling is 'him'. You so funny...sometimes.)
I just received an e-mail from the other "Trip Tuh Phan". He states:
I am sorry that your friend Trip Tuh Phan holds such animosity toward me, but I must e-mail you to say that I am a member of the proud Boogaboogabooga tribe, what you call pygmy, in remote jungle of Africa. It is our proud custom to name every one of us "Trip Tuh Phan," so not only I, but also my brothers, sisters, father, mother, cousins, nieces, nephews, aunts, uncles, pets and grandparents as well as generations of ancestors all go by this name. My wife Trip Tuh Phan and I hope someday to pass the name on to our children. It can be confusing at times, but this strong tradition ties our tribe together and we will never depart from it. We will not let the hatred and ignorance of others deny us in this matter.
I cannot disclose our exact location nor any other information about our tribe because we keep no written records and must limit our contact with the outside world to two e-mail messages per year. Please send my kind regards and sincere wishes for yourself and Trip Tuh Phan (who calls himself "The REAL one").
Boogaboogabooga...sounds to me like the IMPOSTER is spending too much time picking his nose! As far as I am concerened, they SHOULD be all tied together!
'I cannot discolse our exact location...'...that's because HE DOESN'T EXIST! I have proudly declared my location...Searcy, Arkansas...take THAT Mr. Boogabooga-Man!
He's a 'pygmy', eh??? Well I guess that would mean he is really a GOAT then, huh!?!? Everyone knows that pygmys are goats! Since he is a goat, he cannot type...AH-HA...CAUGHT IN ANOTHER LIE!
Since he is only allowed two email messages per year I guess we can only expect to hear from him once more in the next 8 months...thank goodness...the world does not need any more misinformation.
Your friend,
Trip Tuh Phan (The ONLY one)
Trip Tuh Phan (The UGLY... excuse me, The ONLY one),
Just to clarify since your math is a little off, Trip Tuh Phan of the Boogaboogabooga tribe has already posted two e-mails for this year (1+1 = 2).
The first was the e-mail advising me to add a rockin' guitar solo to a boring Elvis progeny song, and the second was the one that he sent to me about himself and his tribe.
So, we are unlikely to hear from either him or his fellow tribe members or pets until next year.
Although I think it is within reason to assert that a goat cannot usually type, you cannot plausibly deny that with a modified keyboard and infinite amount of time, a flock of goats (even, or perhaps, ESPECIALLY pygmies) using such keyboards would inevitably come up with the entire works of Shakespeare, or perhaps even a brief synopsis of Boogaboogabooga tribal history.
Good. The imposter will not be heard for at least a year.
I have nothing against pygmy goats (they are quite tasty over a wood burning fire), but they cannot learn to type.
Your friend,
Trip Tuh Phan
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