May 1, 2007

• Fail-Safe Investment

  Thanks to the U.S. Postal service, my retirement is secure!  Soon I shall purchase a mere $20,000 worth of FOREVER stamps and in thirty years when the price of a postage stamp has skyrocketed to $25, people will be clamoring to buy them from me at $24.99 apiece!!!  I will sell them all and pocket a cool $1.2 million!!!

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