ADVENTURE ON THE HIGH SEAS!

A FEW MOMENTS LATER:

This scene is too graphic for depiction, but suffice it to say it includes

Cruel Laughter, Yelps, and Screams of Horror accompanied by unimaginable terrors:

Snip!  Cut!  Buzz! "Ar, arr, me hearties!" Clip, clip!  "Avast, and shiver me timbers, ye've let it grow long!" Brush, brush, snip! "Yo, ho, ho, and a bottle of hairspray!  How's that look?"

"Um..."

"Now walk the plank, ye scurvy scalawags!"

SPLASH!

THEN (after a short swim):

Make that... shaved.


AND SO, THE FEARSOME PIRATES MARAUDED THE SEAS, committing many such BARBERIC ACTS by which they earned their name!