October 29, 2007

• ADVENTURE ON THE HIGH SEAS!

  
  Look, Rufus, a ship!  We're saved!
  
  
  Uh, oh...

  A FEW MOMENTS LATER:

  This scene is too graphic for depiction, but suffice it to say it includes

  Cruel Laughter, Yelps, and Screams of Horror accompanied by unimaginable terrors:

  Snip!  Cut!  Buzz! "Ar, arr, me hearties!" Clip, clip!  "Avast, and shiver me timbers, ye've let it grow long!" Brush, brush, snip! "Yo, ho, ho, and a bottle of hairspray!  How's that look?"

  "Um..."
  
  "Now walk the plank, ye scurvy scalawags!"

  SPLASH!
  
  

  THEN (after a short swim):
  

  
  Make that... shaved.
  
  
  AND SO, THE FEARSOME PIRATES MARAUDED THE SEAS, committing many such BARBERIC ACTS by which they earned their name!

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